I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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