A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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