That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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