I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I did not marry a roomba.
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