I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
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Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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