She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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