dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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