Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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