Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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