She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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