Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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