She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
