I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
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Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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