why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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