just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
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Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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