too bad you live with your parents still
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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