IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
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Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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