Are we in a gay sports bar?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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