I feel great
I just peed on a car
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
