You're so nebulous sometimes
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You can't just leave with hair like that
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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