so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
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I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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