Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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