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That's how twitter works, right?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
vagina is talking i cant
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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