There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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