Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I want to fling myself into the sun
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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