it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize