Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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