Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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