dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits