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What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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