OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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