Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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