I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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