He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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