Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
