i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
What a dumb baby whore.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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