Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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