He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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