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(201): View more from New Jersey

The brown eye won't let me do that either.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.

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(419): View more from Ohio

All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.

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(949): View more from California

I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?

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(425): View more from Washington

I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?

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