Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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