im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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