it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I need moral support for this bender
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Well I just put wine in my tea
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.