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(313): View more from Michigan

Whod you bang

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(313): Whod you bang http://tfl.nu/rw3i

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This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.

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(617): This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us. http://tfl.nu/j1fo

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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...

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(469): I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra... http://tfl.nu/hira

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why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?

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I don't know but we should still do that

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(503): why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men? (541): I don't know but we should still do that http://tfl.nu/3rqy

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I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.

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(972): I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it. http://tfl.nu/h8bb

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(318): View more from Louisiana

why is allison so mad at me??

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me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".

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crap..

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(318): why is allison so mad at me?? (469): me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!". (318): crap.. http://tfl.nu/7nes

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walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.

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(225): walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans. http://tfl.nu/3s10

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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment

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(608): we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment http://tfl.nu/hmt1

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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.

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(403): while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see. http://tfl.nu/6p31

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We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?

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(850): We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out? http://tfl.nu/dwkr

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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.

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(281): Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers. http://tfl.nu/dra4

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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.

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(704): I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all. http://tfl.nu/3ryw

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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.

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(313): At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday. http://tfl.nu/fpxj

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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.

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(618): He's going to be my graduation present to myself. http://tfl.nu/441i

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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.

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(330): Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving. http://tfl.nu/wsf8

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