ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?