Can Purell be used as lube?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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