I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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