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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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