I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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