real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Can't talk, ducks in the car
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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