I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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