Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
