I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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