Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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