i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
did you just send me my own nude
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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