Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
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So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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